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You are here: Home / Community / Keeping us Cheerful – the Windmills of my Mind

Keeping us Cheerful – the Windmills of my Mind

January 2, 2021 By Robbie Sprague 7 Comments

On April Fools’ Day 2019, I had the following letter published in the Daily Telegraph:

Sir,

Every lawn in my road has been devastated by crows frantically digging for chafer grubs. The day they started on my lawn I ordered two hundred and fifty children’s windmills and placed them over the entire grassed area of my front garden. That was five months ago and not one crow has ventured into our garden and our grass has flourished. These colourful windmills are a great source of entertainment for families walking up and down the street – one or two have even spread into neighbouring gardens.

Having had success, I decided to harness the potential of each windmill by modifying them to become miniature wind turbines, interconnecting them and linking them to the National Grid. The power that is generated reduces the cost of my electricity bill by approximately 25%.

In these challenging Brexit times when we all have to become more self- sufficient, I offer this simple, yet effective scheme to save your readers money – and to fend off crows.

Sincerely,

We have given away literally hundreds of windmills to little – and not so little – children.
“I ordered two hundred and fifty children’s windmills and placed them over the entire grassed area of my front garden.”

That afternoon, I had a ten minute slot on BBC Radio Solent’s afternoon show describing in technical and scientific detail how I separated the little driver(transformer) from LED GU10 bulbs and attached each driver to a windmill to make a wind turbine. I explained how I joined each windmill in sequence using co-axial cable to an efficient battery storage solution and onward to the National Grid. It was very Thomas Edison-ish and a disturbing number of people believed every word of it! – that I had the solution to creating my own electricity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The next day, there was a letter to the Telegraph from a woman in Cambridge lambasting me for denying the crows the chafer grubs which she claimed were rightfully theirs…………. There’s no pleasing some people.

Little windmills in the front garden
Windmills in the front garden – to bring a little entertainment and fun to the hundreds of people.

We moved into Lockdown in March 2020 and my wife and I resurrected the 250 windmills in the front garden to bring a little entertainment and fun to the hundreds of people out taking exercise who stopped to admire them and take photographs and videos. Cars reversed up the street for their occupants to take a proper look. We kept the windmills in the garden for six months and decided to put them out again during the second lockdown and for the festive season.

They look special at night as we have also created a pool of golden light – a spiral of 1,000 fairy lights – and their movement creates a flickering effect which people have said is magical.

A pool of golden light – a spiral of 1,000 fairy lights.
A pool of golden light – a spiral of 1,000 fairy lights.

We have given away literally hundreds of windmills to little – and not so little – children, with their parents’ permission. They carry them away excitedly and we suggest they put them in their own lawn to ‘spread the love’.

We have given away literally hundreds of windmills to little – and not so little – children.
We have given away literally hundreds of windmills to little – and not so little – children.

Lockdown has been fun for us, as we have socialised with hundreds of people from a safe distance over the garden fence whilst shielding from the virus. People love to stop and have a good chat – what the Irish call ‘craic’. I have Irish DNA, so that helps!

We are of an age when we expect to be vaccinated within the next few weeks so we are battening down the hatches and keeping everyone at five metres distance and doing nothing to risk hospitalisation.

We wish everyone who passes by our home and smiles – and all Chandler’s Ford Today readers and contributors – a happy and healthy New Year with increasing freedoms.

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  1. Allison Symes says

    January 2, 2021 at 7:16 pm

    Robbie, one of the people who loved seeing your windmills whenever I walked by with my dog was me! I thought they looked fabulous.

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    • Janet Williams says

      January 2, 2021 at 10:41 pm

      Did you ask for one windmill for Lady, Allison?

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      • Robbie Sprague says

        January 2, 2021 at 11:16 pm

        Windmills – a great subject for creative writing, Allison! How about ‘Like a circle in a spiral, Like a wheel within a wheel. Never ending or beginning on an ever-spinning reel………….Like the circles that you find in the windmills of your mind…’ or has that been done before?
        Robbie

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  2. Mike Sedgwick says

    January 3, 2021 at 9:46 pm

    I hope the chafer bugs are thriving now that you have got rid of the crows. They have their human or insectivore rights. BTW we watched three carrion crows in our garden kill and eat a rat, all except the tail.

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    • Robbie Sprague says

      January 3, 2021 at 9:52 pm

      Clearly, Mike, my actions directed the crows to your garden on rodent extermination duty. Chafer bugs will never thrive in my Wimbledonesque lawns – not after I’ve spent a small fortune on Mo Bacter Robbie

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  3. Chippy says

    January 9, 2021 at 7:50 pm

    Love the fact that many people didn’t realise your story of generating electricity from the windmills was a joke. I once posted a comment on an question about the Atlantic and Pacific oceans (I forget exactly what the question was) claiming that the Atlantic ocean used to be freshwater, and only got salty when the Suez canal was opened and the waters from the two oceans started to mix. “What’s the source of this information?” I was asked – probably by someone who had never looked at an atlas to realise that the oceans had been joined at the bottom of South America for millions of years!

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  4. Deeyon66 says

    January 10, 2021 at 4:59 pm

    Lovely! Even the bit about the lady lambasting you for denying the crows! But best of all the children spreading the love. Just beautiful ❤️

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