Roger Clark from Hiltingbury has just returned from Glastonbury.
Roger entertained us last year with his ramblings of Glastonbury 2014.
Today Roger is inviting you to take part in a Caption Competition of this photograph that he took at Glastonbury last week.

The prize?
A bottle of Pimm’s No. 1 (a nice summery drink), courtesy of Roger.
As the photographer and prize sponsor, it’s fair that Roger will be the judge for the best entry.
(Roger promised he’ll not select his own caption. I’ll also make sure there’ll be no nepotism / bribery. We’re from Chandler’s Ford. 🙂 )
Here is Roger’s caption: “Nurse: I keep telling her she can’t afford to upgrade to an Apple.”
To be in with a chance of winning the prize, simply follow the instructions.
Caption Competition: the rules
- You MUST write a caption in a comment in this post (not by email, phone calls, Twitter, or any other form of Social Media).
- The prize is a bottle of Pimm’s No. 1 (a nice summery drink).
- The prize winner will be chosen by Roger Clark and notified by Chandler’s Ford Today in the comment section of this post.
- The competition runs from Thursday 2nd July to 11.59pm of Sunday 12th July 2015.
If you can hear the sea in a shell you should be able to hear the monkees in a banana.
“It’s Elvis on the banana. He wants to know why he wasn’t invited.”
“Come on Mr Daltrey it’s nearly time for you to go on stage.”
“Testing… testing… hello operator, stop monkeying about, I wish to complain about this phone!”
Hello, bananarama, are you free for Glastonbury?
( ps Roger is my dad so just playing for fun!)
“Hello, Marquess of Bath here, I think I’ve found another wifelet!”
Swop – Mr Tumbles socks for Bananas in Pyjamas Ah Come on that’s Fair Trade.
She told me I’d look good in this.
Hello, is that Operation Yew Tree? I’d like to turn myself in.
Hello, I’d like to complain about these drugs you sold me! I demand a refund, they are definitely not working.
Looking like that, that’s about as close to a willy you’re going to see all weekend
Dear Janet – I am very happy to announce the result of the Caption winner.
I would say it was a tough decision for me and so I delegated it to my family (yes even those in LA) knowing they would take out the age bias I may have.
Yes I had to admit I did not know who Mr Tumble was!
Anyway the clear winner was …… Wendy with “If you can hear the sea in a shell you should be able to hear the Monkees in a banana.”
We saw it as a clever thought and one that was in context.
Congratulations to Wendy and appreciation to all who entered.
(We’ll contact Wendy soon.)
I am sure there will be another competition soon.